clingon

fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion

These slingons sure make my pants lumpy

by will grasmick February 9, 2003

Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.

Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.

by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010

Clinton

Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.

1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.

by quaoar April 21, 2006

Clinger

A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.

Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

Hillary Clinton

Most caring, strong, powerful, understanding ,smat, qual. and beautiful woman runnig for president.
She had got a good heart and a place for blacks, gays, latinos, women just for everyone who didn't hurt somebody....It is a shame that america is full of racists and sexist bc otherwise they'd have the best president ever. @hillaryclinton.fanpage on insta

Did u see that beautiful badass in a jumpsiut?
Must have been Hillary Clinton!

by hillaryclinton.fanpage January 3, 2017

Level 5 cling-on

A person, typically from the opposite sex, who has taken a keen attraction and obsession with you or another person based on subsequently little or hight amounts of social contact.
Often in most cases it is a female who has taken a serious obsession with a male and has reached the pinnical of the annoyance levels and usually wants to spend all her time with the male.

As in the movie Wedding Crashers, after Jeremy has sex with that red head, he refers to her a a level 5 cling-on.

by long daddy 5 July 3, 2007

Clingy

When an adorable lovable person constantly touches you to show that they're compassionate & care about you. These people aren't out to get you, or are weird or want a weird sexual relationship with you, they're just very loving & caring people. Don't be rude, they're just showing they care. If being clingy is a bad thing to you, you need to see a psychologist soon.

Eric : She's hot but she's to clingy, I don't wanna date her.

Jon : Dude, she touches everybody. She's just being nice. Your crazy ..

by olizu May 19, 2010