assbuffet

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)

Franco had the assbuffet, then died

by Joe December 13, 2004

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asscunt

A term some men give their ass, which they pretend is a vagina.

Stick it in my asscunt.

by xxoo May 14, 2003

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assbush

Relating to the hair of your ass

That dude was a total assbush.

by Danimal Don March 17, 2004

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"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

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