bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis

1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.

bee's dick by Danny K. August 3, 2007

dick fart 

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

dick fart by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Harry and Dick 

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

Harry and Dick by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

dick knuckle

Similar to penis wrinkle, it is a term used to describe a useless person. Think about it, how useful would it be for a dick to have a knuckle?

Jimmy - "I ate the rest of your chicken."
Buddy - "What a dick knuckle."

dick knuckle by Stumpie September 20, 2005

Dick Cheney 

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

Dick Cheney by Booblover April 9, 2006

hobo dick 

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

hobo dick by cannietellye October 9, 2005

dick-dabber 

a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.

Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"

dick-dabber by Dawg1212 September 8, 2010