Booblover's definitions

whoreray

Excitement from being surrounded by beautiful babes.

I'm the only guy in a room full of hotties... Whoreray!

by booblover June 29, 2011

esse

A Mexican version of essay. Your best bud for the dollar.

Hey esse. Please write my essay.

by booblover July 23, 2010

Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation

He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.

by booblover July 23, 2010

Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.

1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "

by booblover July 23, 2010

man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.

She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.

by booblover December 15, 2009

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009

ultimate flavor

Something so delicious you nearly cream your pants/panties from overwhelming your senses with yumminess.

I was so happy that I found my ultimate flavor.

by booblover December 14, 2009