When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the Whore phailmug. by booblover July 23, 2010
Get the essemug. A very physically talented human being. He can shove oxycontin pills in his mouth while talking out of his A$$.
blah blah blah Democrats... Bill Clinton's Penis... blah blah blah. You're listening to the EIB Network.
Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.
I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
Believes that drug users (non-violent too) should be locked behind bars and have the key thrown away.
I'm going to Rehab for a short vacation. -Rush paraphrased
by Booblover January 19, 2004
Get the Rush Limbaughmug. by booblover July 23, 2010
Get the Money wadmug. A union between two consenting partners of the same sex, which is still unaccepted in many parts of the U.S.
The two women exchanged their gay marriage vows and then proceeded to have a romantic honeymoon together in which they expressed their passionate love for each other.
by Booblover April 09, 2006
Get the gay marriagemug. 1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
Get the Gross profitmug. adj. When a girl is so good that she gives up her poonani to desperate guys. The nicer, more PC version of the slut.
by booblover November 29, 2009
Get the vagina friendlymug.