Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 09, 2010
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Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!
by booblover December 14, 2009
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Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation
He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.
by booblover May 31, 2010
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whoreray

Excitement from being surrounded by beautiful babes.
I'm the only guy in a room full of hotties... Whoreray!
by booblover June 27, 2011
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vagina friendly

adj. When a girl is so good that she gives up her poonani to desperate guys. The nicer, more PC version of the slut.
That girl is so vagina friendly that she cracks her smile for even the shy guys.
by booblover November 29, 2009
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Iraqi Freedom

1. A US military operation that is designed to bring peace to the Iraqi people and restore an economic infrastructure. (Theoretically)

2. Stepping into a hornet's nest. (Thanks to the almost daily suicide bombings)

3. A slaughter of innocent civilian and soldier lives; waste of tax dollars out of your pocket to pay for bombs and other weapons designed to kill, kill, kill.

4. The door that opens the way to generate more wealth for the miserable and unfortunate billion dollar corporations (because the CEOs need bigger mansions and another yacht... boo hoo).
1. Operation Iraqi Freedom will be one of the best things the US has done for a foreign country since the Marshall Plan. (Ideally)

2. Bad idea.

3. Soldiers die (with honor I hope) and the ones that do survive go without pay while their family back home is starving. (Source: NBC News)

4. Greedy, money hungry corporations bid on another country that they get to exploit to fatten up their wallets.

Good idea or bad idea? I hope going after Saddam Hussein was worth the costs.
by Booblover November 14, 2003
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man guilt

The burden of having balls and a penis while trying to live up to society's ideal standards and failing.
She told me she liked girls better and I got a serious case of the man guilt yet again.
by booblover December 15, 2009
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