11 definitions by The-Twitching-Peanut

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

A Black person who is Jewish, so specified in Anthony Kiedis's book Scar Tissue.

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Cockney Rhyming slang for Rent, also refers to the landlord.