Tom

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 08, 2006

Wooden Overcoat

Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Daylight Dodger

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.

Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.

by The-Twitching-Peanut December 28, 2005

Duke of Kent

Cockney Rhyming slang for Rent, also refers to the landlord.

"I can't go down the Rub a Dub tonight Reg, got the Duke of Kent to pay."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 13, 2005

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008