Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 12, 2005

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005

Duke of Kent

Cockney Rhyming slang for Rent, also refers to the landlord.

"I can't go down the Rub a Dub tonight Reg, got the Duke of Kent to pay."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 12, 2005

Wooden Overcoat

Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005

Daylight Dodger

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.

Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 26, 2005

C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 09, 2006

Laundry Man

Cockney rhyming slang for a man/woman who is a specialist in money laundering.

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005