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Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.
Plural is Toms
Plural is Toms
I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.
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Get the Harry and Dick mug.The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.
If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.
"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."
by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006
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Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.
The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.
P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.
Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.
The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.
P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.
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Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.
Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
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