Wooden Overcoat

Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.

"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 09, 2006

Daylight Dodger

A Daylight Dodger is someone who goes on holiday, normally to a sunny region and returns from there without a tan.

They come back as pale as they left.

Hey look at Joe, he's just come back from the Med. He's such a Daylight Dodger.

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 26, 2005

C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

by The-Twitching-Peanut January 09, 2006

Tom

Police slang used by the British force, especially by the Metropolitan, to describe a prostitute.

Plural is Toms

I want everyone out there night and day questioning all the Toms, we've got to find Jack before he strikes again.

by The-Twitching-Peanut October 19, 2005

Laundry Man

Cockney rhyming slang for a man/woman who is a specialist in money laundering.

"I can't go out tonight, I gotta see the Laundry Man run a few reddies through the washing machine."

by The-Twitching-Peanut November 17, 2005

Blewish

A Black person who is Jewish, so specified in Anthony Kiedis's book Scar Tissue.

Carlton told me his parents were Jewish, since then everyone calls him Blewish.

by The-Twitching-Peanut August 27, 2005