zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

zootty

good looking, suave, handsome, dashing

you are looking rather zootty today

by PI_R May 28, 2009

Zootimeter

The width of a pubic hair.

Oh man! You missed that target by a zootimeter!

by Jonnyoxygen18 October 20, 2009

zooder

The act of having anal sex in a pool then taking the arms of your partner then grab her had while you are in climax and drown your partner in the pool

I didn't like Tammy so Jake said fuck it! Give her a zooder

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Zoodled

Zoodled. When one Is so high they’re “Special”

Mannn, I’m so zoodled.
This stuff Got me Zoodled

by King-Dj October 6, 2018

Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019