DFIJW

Short for "Da Fuck I Just Watch?" An exclamatory question used when one is subjected to a messed-up video on the internet. Used mainly through text/messaging.

tonya99: hey mike, watch this... www.2girls1cup.com
mike11: ...
tonya 99: what you think?
mike11: DFIJW?

by jonnyoxygen18 March 20, 2015

Zootimeter

The width of a pubic hair.

Oh man! You missed that target by a zootimeter!

by Jonnyoxygen18 October 20, 2009