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Zootimeter

The width of a pubic hair.
Oh man! You missed that target by a zootimeter!
by Jonnyoxygen18 October 20, 2009
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cootimeter

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005
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