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road terrorist 

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use
I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.
road terrorist by Eric October 28, 2003
Related Words

road heeze 

gettin' head from your girlfriends or hoe or mom while driving your whip.
Brian:"Jeff Sack,why are you so tired son?"
Jeff Sack:" I just got road heeze from mum in da sackmobile."

Random Guy:"I wanna get road heeze from mum just like jeff sack did."
Guy In Truck:"I already have....."
road heeze by Jeff Sack May 18, 2008

road soldiers 

Beers consumed behind the wheel of a vehicle. Preferably a 16 oz. High Life behind the wheel of an '74 Vista Cruiser.
Stop at the Hindu-Hut to pick up some road soldiers.
road soldiers by shinebox March 14, 2003

road hummer 

performing oral sex on a male whose is driving.
Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"

Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."
road hummer by humina121212 May 25, 2008

road bobo 

1. The act of recieving fellatio while operating a motorized vehicle
It's gonna be a long drive baby, you may now commence with the road bobo!
road bobo by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

road dome 

the act of recieving fellatio (i.e. dome) from a fine ass dime while operating a motor vehicle
man i almost swerved off of 85 this girl was givin such dank road dome
road dome by andrew l November 30, 2005