Smiley

To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.

“I gave my mate a smiley”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.

Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014

[awkward smiley]

the fucking champion

of insecurity

that is

awkward smiley

by Krkič August 21, 2019

Smiley

nickname from former Detroit Piston preseason team member Luis Radford for Jordan Thomas Cooper

Smiley had athletic scholarship offers for multiple sports before he graduated HS.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2021

Smiley face

The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.

Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.

Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face

by Ay carabam August 13, 2024