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stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!
by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019
mugGet the stoolmug.

Stool

What you pick up when you are losing in a bar fight.
:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
by Stool Man September 26, 2022
mugGet the Stoolmug.

Paracord Stool

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
by nordivisive August 12, 2025
mugGet the Paracord Stoolmug.

stool jewels

Corn in your poop.
Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.
by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017
mugGet the stool jewelsmug.

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.
by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018
mugGet the stool buttmug.

Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much
My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo
by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021
mugGet the Stool palacemug.

long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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