Pootential

Feeling as though you could poop if you forced it but it is not a full blown turd yet, more like a pebble or a small nugget.

" Hey man, there isn't a restroom for another hour do you wanna use the one at this gas station?

" Nah dude, I can wait an hour - I can feel there's some pootential here but I'd rather savour it for a decent poop"

by RaoulDook January 6, 2022

poopendicular

a shit that stands up right in the shitter.

dude, look at my shit! it's poopendicular!

by astronine March 22, 2022

Profen

The act of hurting or some one that’s hurt

Guy 1 : I had that guy profen when I smacked him with my meat

guy 2: I hate when I get profened

by Sethsapussy March 25, 2022

POOTEN

When you shit your pants

Omg, I fell and I went Pooten in my pants

by Bmxsickness December 5, 2022

poofinga

a man who fingers themself in the year the year 8 math toilets

olly lofthouse is a poofinga

by poofinga December 22, 2022

poodendum

A loving turn of phrase for a queer butthole. It is a play on the anatomical name for play parts, pudenda (plural) and pudendum (singular).

Yes papi! Rim my poodendum. (Singular)

Why don't these bottoms maintain those poodenda like they used too!?! (Plural)

by JakeIsABoss January 20, 2023

Poogene

With the precision of a neurosurgeon and the stamina of a marathon runner, they can turn the smallest inconvenience into a grand saga worthy of an epic novel. Her complaints are like a symphony of dissatisfaction, complete with crescendos of eye-rolls and arias of exasperated sighs. If whining were an Olympic event, would be on the Wheaties box. Loves a good Romp in the anos! has a linger scent of defecate that will catch you off-guard and stings all orifices

Man see that dude over there, Yeah what about him, Hell of a PooGene and fuck you can smell it from here

by Possomsocks February 22, 2024