oddity

Something that you will never encounter in 1000 years.

Damn that japanese woman has bigger tits than any japanese woman I've ever seen! That is a definate oddity.

by Jimmy Cruton May 22, 2007

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004

Orbiting

A state of mind usually reached through the use of narcotics in which a person is so far gone that they appear to be lost in space.

While the rest of us played XBOX, Steven sat silently in the corner, undoubtedly orbiting. Blunts were never his cup of tea,..

by Ms. Behavior November 21, 2011

Oddity's Law

If one or more specific instances of a class of items or persons have a negative quality, all items or persons of that class must be considered to have that same negative quality.

1) There are some bad salespeople; therefore, all salespeople are bad.

2) I once owned a Honda that broke down; therefore, all Hondas are junk.

3) A black person once stole from me; therefore, all black people are thieves.

4) Throwing out the baby with the bath water.

by ArsNorrick November 13, 2003

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008

ornithologisches Konsil

eine Abklärung des psychiatrischen Status quo.

Verdacht auf einen Vogel.

Bei diesem Patienten würde ich gerne ein ornithologisches Konsil anmelden.

by lamalomo October 26, 2013

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014