1. Is a German Word that translates to bird.

2. It is also an uncommon last name.
1. Betrachten Sie diesen Vogel (Look at that bird).

2. Mike Vogel.
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Someone who is a closet weenie toucher that gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.
by judbgrdmchn June 27, 2006
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A 55 year-old man who has investigated the Occult for over 40 years and a practicing WITCH for over 23 years. He is the ex-NJ Director of many Wiccan anti-defamation groups, eg, WARD, WADL, and WLPA. He has helped MANY people with religious discrimination cases.

He is a legally-ordained minister, High Priest, Elder, Teacher, and political activist, and has lectured to colleges, and radio/tv/newspapers.

He has no respect for credentials; "respect must be EARNED".
He also thinks for himself, and many of his opinions incur the wrath of some of the ghost/Pagan Community. BUT, he has many, many friends -- open-minded people who are not afraid to question the status quo.
The "stale" teacher's views didn't agree with Vogel.
by Norm VOGEL March 14, 2007
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An individual who revels in salaciously-gazing at booties -- regardless of gender/ethnicity.
The Vogel came when gazing at an impeccable, Yoga Pants-adorning booty.
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Someone whose so deep into the closet they are finding Christmas presents. Also used to refer to someone who pursues high school aged children.
Quit being a vogel and just admit your gay!
by BLW October 21, 2006
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Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
by judbgrdmchn June 25, 2006
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To continuously think that you are right, never giving up when in a debate over a topic.
He is such a vogeler when it comes to cars.

Why is she a vogeler?
by Samantha K April 07, 2008
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