Sex Nest

A room in your home you dedicate to making sex with any girl you bring over an easy process. The sex nest consists of a double bed - a good sex nest will have no other seats in the room, as this makes the bed the guest's only choice to get comfy, thus making you already halfway there, a TV with a good collection of scary movies (for the obvious she'll-be-scared-and-want-you-to-get-close reason, romantic movies are an immense no if you don't want awkward thoughts of relationships to be evoked), and a bedside drawer full of condoms. Some form of air freshener is also ideal, for a pleasant atmosphere and to rid of the smell that occurs after sex.

"Duuude! Nice sex nest."
"You know man, this setup has got me laid five times so far this week. I made basically no effort each time either."

by canneverthinkofaname April 18, 2010

Egg In The Nest

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.

"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."

by Charlie Deacon July 7, 2008

cuckoo's nest

A rather humorous term for a woman's pussy.

I skipped right past the foreplay and put it right in the cuckoo's nest.

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

Man Nest

Similar to the famous man cave, except it is upstairs opposed to the man cave which is usually in the basement.

Bro! Come on up to the Man Nest, where you will find beer, games, and a bunch of other cool shit.

by BMOC123 June 18, 2010

Molted Nest

mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.

ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"

by phoobin December 19, 2011

Birds Nest

When a woman shaves everything but her butt hole, leaving a small ring of hair resembling a birds nest.

Linda had a beautifully shaved pussy but when I bent her over i saw she had a birds nest. I went limp.

by anonymous June 18, 2016

snake nest

A group of snakes (liars or bitches) who all hang out together and snake (like or make up rumors about) about other girls.

"Crawl back into your little snake nest!"

by halieisabellarose November 7, 2017