Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.

Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”

by 2x Talk August 25, 2010

layzon

A guy who thinks he's the "Shizz" at basketball but really sits at home and plays 2K all day.

I went out to play Basketball but it snowed so I decided to pull a Layzon for the day.

by Basketball Fanatic November 27, 2016

Laxton-Goodbye

When you bear hug, then kiss an aquantance on the mouth for 3 seconds after a business meeting.

I gave her the ok' Laxton-Goodbye

by StarAngel_97 August 8, 2017

Laymon

1. a synonym for an abortion
2. A describing word for people who LOOK like an abortion

"man that boi be lookin like a laymon"
"why you fucking that laymon ass motherfucker?"

by abortion annilator May 7, 2018

layloni

A pretty girl who is sneaky often a slut. Have their way with men . Becomes a obsession. Hoe

Be careful looks like a layloni.

by Ynw.mexico May 8, 2018

laymon

It is the last name of a very, very stupid brother.

Donavon Laymon is my brother.

by Trixiekit May 12, 2018

Leyton

Is the most beautiful girl you’llever meet she is so kind to people and has the best body she will stick with you and wanna do something sweet for everyone if meet a leyton be sure to not pass her up

If you are mean or hurt leyton I’ll come get you

by Fesler1. December 31, 2018