Dinner and a Movie

While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.

At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.

The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.

"How did the date go"

"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"

by Spyder Jerusalem April 3, 2010

Dinner Roll

Referred to a roll of marijuana also known as a joint. First heard of at UTSC.

Hey what are you doing?
I'm just making a "Dinner Roll".

by KiloWalt March 25, 2016

Dinner Lunch

When you're scheduled lunch period is so late in the day, its practically dinner

Frank: I got my schedule yesterday and they gave me lunch 7th period.

Joe: Dang man thats Dinner Lunch.

by jkess5-0 August 7, 2010

dinner swap

When u proceed in cumming in a girl's mouth, which causes her to gag and throw up. You and your girl swap your fluids.

- yo marissa gave me a dinner swap last night.

- eww dude, did u get any on you.

- yeah, on my pants, it took me ten minutes to clean it up.

by Mr. McCool August 12, 2006

dinner whore's

whore that fucks you over dinner -.-
lawl

That dinner whore's Fucked me over My dinner

by charlie brook September 10, 2006

Dinner theatre

A cluster fuck of compromises and half-measures.

"Moving all the way across country and ending up in Hoboken is so dinner theatre." (Also, "Staten Island")

"Windows Vista is dinner theatre."

by theatrewithanRE February 16, 2012

Dinner Plate

What you call the unusually large nipples of a Male.

God Damnit, Roger really needs to quit wearing White shirts, his Dinner Plates are so big you could have a 5 course meal on them.

by Hobbes6969 May 9, 2012