Cum Shoot 

when you are ejaculating / cumming over your partner, and instead of just cumming, you hold and aim your penis at a particular part of your partners body and 'shoot' your cum on that body part

After Mandy sucked me off last night I gave her a 'Cum Shoot' all over her left breast

Cum Shoot by Hanker Chooy February 24, 2009

shoot the breeze 

Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.

Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!

shoot the breeze by QuacksO July 6, 2018

smoothie surprise 

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

smoothie surprise by a blake October 16, 2008

smooth move Gilligan 

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.

Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.

smooth move Gilligan by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

Scooth

A female grundle or taint.

Make sure to clean your scooth before sex.

Scooth by Riley Jordan November 18, 2006

Smooth Brain 

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.

I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.

Smooth Brain by Vortakainia August 26, 2021

scootch 

a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis

dude!, last night i put it in crystals scootch

scootch by Dustiy March 22, 2007