Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!

by sharondeen October 4, 2012

Oerfect

To Royally Fuck off, thank you sir

Oerfect... It was a misspelling you piece of shit. Go

by Want2bet June 23, 2018

Oempf

Shocked bitches use this. 😳😳 I do it to.

Dude 1: “I really hate this bitch”
Dude 2: “Oempf “

by Ariad aka snojje aka Ariadne March 2, 2020

OEB

One eye blink. Not to be mistaken for winking, OEBing is blinking with one eye on accident. When you see someone blink with one eye uncontrollably you should tell them that they OEBed.

“Melissa I just saw you OEB.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s a one eye blink.”
“You mean winking?”
“No an OEB happens uncontrollably”

by Krinie February 17, 2022

you're oeivkwn

what you say back to someone when they say "thabks"

friend 1: thabks!!
friend 2: you're oeivkwn

by ladykiller1234567890 March 8, 2017

oe8

Olde English 800 malt liquor. Usually sold in 40oz varieties. Also see 40 and 8 ball.

I drank me an oe8 after work.

by waltermitty August 14, 2004

Oedipus Miley

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus unnatural attachment to his singing 17 year old daughter, tying up the laces of her shoes and boots on the nights she goes commando, and pretty much lusting off the sweat, tears and caching, caching, caching, that Miley brings into his world.

Miley, I see you're going commando tonight. Mind if I Oedipus Miley before you go out? And maybe tonight I can Oedipus Miley as you don both your Miley hair and your Miley wig, as well as switch over to the Hannah Montana's hair, and wig.

by MileyMileyOhMiley June 17, 2010