A girl with a lot of swag and spunk. She has perfect teeth, and a killer body. She isn't "afraid to get down from time to time", and tells people how it is.
by Destizzyo July 7, 2012
Get the Jaade mug.A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.
She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'
After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.
by Stationmiek October 27, 2006
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mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
by denise jade May 29, 2008
Get the jaded mandarin mug.Jade is the guitar player of AFI (best band in the universe), and believe me can he play. Listening to him is amazing, but watching him is even more amazing- Jade is also very beautiful. Gorgeous and amazing- you'll never look at a man the same way again.
Part of the Straight Edge movement, looks great in pink, and has established the primitive yearning of "must... touch... beautiful... sideburns" in many people. Or maybe that's just me... whatever, Jade outstrips any word in the human vocabulary, he's that God-awfully wonderful. Beautiful. Sexy and the like.
by vinnysothershoe December 30, 2003
Get the Jade Puget mug.Jayden is a very shy guy when you meet him, but when you get to know him, he's actually someone who supports and checks on you, when you're down. He's the most reliable and calm friend you'll ever have. If you mess with him, you've lost someone special 👌🏼
by t3ar1_q June 30, 2018
Get the Jayden mug.Naturally beautiful, most loyal person out there when u really get to know her. Seems to act like a bitch and full of herself but is really nice deep down. Amazing singer, but one of her only talents. Other than flirting with boys of many ages, she could pull anyone. She goes through guys like books.
by Jbaeyldlen123 January 10, 2018
Get the Jayden(girl) mug.Eminem's cute daughter who appears in many of his songs. She was born on Dec. 25 1995 and her mother is Kim Mathers.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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