Asstitude

someone with a bad ass attitude and always mad or depressed

Chainnie has a asstitude omg i cant mess with her today bra.

by prettykittykarlee December 6, 2017

Asshit

Someone you think is a complete asshole, yet you still want to hit it.

God he’s such and asshole. However he can rail me anytime he wants. He’s an asshit.

by Foxy.Fire June 14, 2018

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

AssPicus

Legally a girl has to send you a booty pic whenever you ask

"Hey lemme get a Asspicus"

by ImDaddyNorris January 5, 2021

Assitis

Inflammation in the ass

“Did baby girl get l an butt implants or does she have assitis cause she kinda thicccccc!”

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 29, 2021

Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.

Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!

by ballspagoti May 19, 2021

Asspotato

When a wedgie is so deep that your first attempt at un-wedging it fails. Must take at least two tries.

-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato

"Yo you see that girl over there digging at her wedgie? "Nah bro. That's some serious asspotato"

by Ididntsayscream November 1, 2021