Asspotato

When a wedgie is so deep that your first attempt at un-wedging it fails. Must take at least two tries.

-Credit to mainly me but also a little credit to u/Bakedasspotato

"Yo you see that girl over there digging at her wedgie? "Nah bro. That's some serious asspotato"

by Ididntsayscream November 1, 2021

assholatosis

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

by snowpimper May 24, 2009

ass potato

Idiot, dimwit, moron.

God he is such an ass potato.

by Angry Goddess June 10, 2009

Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.

Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!

by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010

apotatoga

Your name is dapotatogal but u saw the trend remove ur 1st and last letter of ur name so you tried it! Silly potato.

Person one: Hey Dapotatogal!
Person two: Its actually apotatogal...

by Defining is fun! May 22, 2021