Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

splooge

To heavily cream yourself

gabe huged alyssa and splooged in his pants

by dufa July 23, 2006

splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.

"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"

by sonny223 December 10, 2008

Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.

Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.

by Megzors May 4, 2006

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

Shloofy

meaning tired or sleepy

she went to be early because she's shloofy.

by prcg October 19, 2009