Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Snackeries

Delicious snacks substituting food.
Shopping for snacks.

Let's go get some snackeries.

by poweredbychicken June 29, 2008

smacked

under the influence of maurijuana

Dog, I got so smacked last night!

by Lady Cougar November 18, 2003

slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it

Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight

by King K December 28, 2005

Spackers Say No

A fictional TV show that causes much ammusement in the playground.

Kid 1 - Did you watch Spackers Say No last night?
Kid 2 - No.
Kid 1 - Hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!! You spacker!

by Lugs-o July 30, 2005

smacked up

to get beat up.

to get slaped.

man the homie got smacked up

they smacked him up good.

by Delfino [YnR] January 19, 2008

Smackerage

(adj.)

To be high
To be high on weed
Weedy

"Khosbon, the level of smackerage is over 9000."
"Gianne is supplying."

by GGNOKASHBACK May 31, 2014