poke fight

When you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on Facebook. It's very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just CANT BE LAST.

This is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all over again. Stupid poke fights....

by jonahferrolovesdudes October 5, 2009

*poke*

Literally, to poke someone. Typically this is done over an IM client.

Part of the old school emote family (yeah, before lolcats).
Like anything enclosed in asterisks, *poke* is performing the action of poking the person you send it to.

Largely replaced, in modern context, with "/e", "/me" or "/em" (emote) preceding the action.

Dude: Hey!
Bro: Hey Dude, what's up?
<Long period of silence>
Bro: *Poke* Oi! Wake up!
Dude: ouch! Sorry was doing other stuff!

by Rhejinald April 9, 2010

Poke fever

The sudden urge to play Pokemon

I was just sitting on the couch the other day and all of a sudden I came down with a mad case of Poke fever.

by Byaah May 11, 2012

Poke 'n go

When on you Pokemon run and stop a your friends place to bang his mum

Friend: hey man so good to see you, wanna do something?

You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?

by Dodoit July 18, 2016

Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.

Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.

by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012

pokebag

What Bryan does to his bitch ass camel in Eygpt... To also have sex with a camel

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bryan?

Friend 2: He is with his camel doing the pokebag

by sharonstoneyetti March 28, 2009