Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

beata meater

toy from sinco

beata meater toy

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

pay the meater

When you give someone a blowjob to get out of trouble.

Yo, I'm so lucky i didn't get a ticket but I had to pay the meater

by Tystewy412 November 24, 2017

beateth thine meateth

The Shakespearean way to refer to beating of the meat.

aamir you must stop the beateth thine meateth

by hugepp69420 November 24, 2023

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025