masturbate

MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.

WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men

Do it in private, please!

by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005

masturbate

In the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Charlie describes it quite clearly.

"Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older then me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!"

see? it tells you how to masturbate.

by me, because i am obsessed with books. May 31, 2006

masterbating

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

macsturbate

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

by abredow March 18, 2008

masturbate

erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies
From Latin word masturbatus

"I like to masturbate when i cant get laid"

by Tucker April 20, 2004

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011