Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006

Hide the decline

Climat Scientists knowingly hiding data that earth temperatures have been declining over the past few years, despite CO2 levels increasing.

If you don't like the data, fudge the numbers and hide the decline

by bdw60 November 26, 2009

hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

by That Guy, yeah ME December 16, 2008

hide yo kids and hide yo wife

Shelter yourself from the hell that will one day be your reality.

if it's not me completely upsetting your "way of life," there will be an upset eventually because the way you live is not sustainable and none of you know enough about the law or what really goes on when it comes to the activities you participate in, the way it effects society as a whole and the real damage that you do.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.

by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015

Hide and Seek Tag

To find the vag in a bush and when you find it, or seek it, you stick it in or "tag" it

I played hide and seek tag with my hippie girlfriend

by Clong1992 November 17, 2011

hide your face

refuse to answer

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003