balls in a twist

Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.

Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.

I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.

by keepinit247 February 21, 2011

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Take it to the balls

When an individual is performing fellatio and can deep throat an entire penis to where the lips can kiss the scrotum.

Brenda: Hey girl, did you hook up with Lincoln last night? Rumor has it, he’s packing heat?

Molly: Yeah, he’s huge...probably like 10 inches...but you know I can take it to the balls.

by fallgasm1111 November 9, 2019

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.

"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!

by Steve Mazzagatti February 12, 2009