When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.
I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?
by majhi April 28, 2009
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When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").
by CaptSaltyJack August 26, 2008
Get the zombie shit mug.(n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
by Nick Lowers December 22, 2008
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"According to Professor Harvey, Jefferey Dahmer poured acid into his victims brains. I guess he was trying to make some kinda... sex zombie or something... I don't know."
by PL25 October 7, 2013
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Get the zombocalypse mug.In the context of dating, to zombie someone is to come back from the dead (re-initiate communication after an extended absence) after ghosting someone.
John and Sally had been dating for several weeks and then John suddenly ghosted Sally. Months later (likely in the middle of a long, cold winter) John zombied Sally and reinstated contact with Sally, as if Sally had never been ghosted.
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