SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

Swoop

To pick up, or give ride.

Aye man, come swoop.

by Killa, Smizzle, & Nuzesko June 6, 2008

Stoops

Informal slang for stupid

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.

by Apermax July 8, 2016

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 8, 2012

swoop

a girl that has had sex with a lot of dude

You know nene ?? yeah she smashed my whole crew , she the swoop .

by plutoATL October 7, 2012

swoosh poosh

Word given to the result of an unmatching barcode with an in-store product. Is said after the scanning of that item to another worker.
To advise an inventory error.

"Joe, a cant scan this product, is does not match with are codes!" "Well Phil, this is called a swoosh poosh" "A what?" "A SWOOSH POOSH, say it quickly after you finish scanning to advise me of an error like that" "ok,thanks Joe"

by Julien R. January 5, 2006

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008