Glort

When a woman squirts her period on the wall

look at the glort
'OMG i cant believe she just glorted'

by Sarsypan March 19, 2010

glat

A type of Kosher authorization, but even more rigourously adherant to Jewish law; hot girl without any STDS

Man, that bitch is so kosher she's glat

by Chivas Regal December 23, 2003

gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

by King zini January 15, 2008

Gloan

A gloan or gloaner is a derogatory term for someone afflicted with autism or down syndrome.

Tim's brother matt is a real gloaner, he can't socialize, but his memorization of sports statistics is astounding.

by Stooner July 7, 2009

gloit

A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.

Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!

by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007

Glort

The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.

link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.

by Zack September 22, 2003

Glotch

Glotch is a cousin of the word Glitch, Glotching is when a game runs completely normal and does not glitch or lag ... this term can also be used in real life

steve : damn that dinner was tasty
dave : yeah i totally glotched my chicken up :D

by Coconut1a October 18, 2009