Buttered the bread

When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.

(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)

by Restiotiti May 16, 2018

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Buttered Cob

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".

Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!

by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009

buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.

Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties

by BRAINSTEW! March 5, 2011

Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.

My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.

by TornHorse January 19, 2011

blistered

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010