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Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.
Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!
by prof_evil January 27, 2011
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Beutnered

(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to

4. To be cheated

Synonym: Monica Garcia'd

Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:

1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.

2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.

3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.

4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.

5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.

Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.
Dude, those billionaires totally Beutnered your school district!
by Y4HiHSCx January 18, 2019
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Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
by Tman15 April 18, 2017
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Butlered

When one unwittingly makes a mistake with massive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. A term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.
Millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn't even know it. You butlered it
by Office_bitch May 15, 2013
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Sepp Blattered

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
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Butlered

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly
This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.
by BigDutch July 25, 2018
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buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
by da_sauce April 18, 2008
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