by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005
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Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Most of all, GO AMERICA.
Because I live in the United States of America, I can choose what to do with my money! GO CAPITALISM!
by Loveable George W. Bush September 22, 2010
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Get the United States mug.The country every asshole in the world, both inside and outside, like to bitch and moan about. Constantly mocked by these same assholes for its highly religious population comparable to the rest of the world, as well as its obligation to protect every individual's right to own a firearm. Other unfunny joke material include the United States' healthcare system, which unlike other countries doesn't make you fucking wait for eternity to visit the doctor, and our no bullshit attitude towards terrorist threats.
This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job
This is of course until shit hits the fan and they need tons of aid money or a stronger military force to bail them out, which usually ends up being the United States' job
An asshole, if the United States intervenes in a foreign conflict: "The United States shouldn't be policing the world!"
An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"
An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."
An asshole, if the United States doesn't intervene in a foreign conflict: "The United States is ignoring the plight of these less fortunate countries!"
An asshole, if the United States ends up saving their country AGAIN: ".......I'll pretend this never happened."
by Jman1991 December 25, 2010
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Get the United States mug.States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
Get the red states mug.The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
by Yet another loser you don\'t know July 7, 2003
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