Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffy MacDuff

To have a Tobacco product of the chew nature.

Hey man can I get a scruffy MacDuff? I'm all out

by scyler foos February 18, 2005

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004

scruffilufugus

A man with a "scruffy" appearance. Often includes uncombed hair, long or scraggly beard, wrinkled clothes, etc.

You're never gonna get a woman with that scruffilufugus look.

I don't know, Derek told me about a Whorangutang at his school.

by Geoffrey Thomas March 26, 2009

scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.

"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)

by Contrablue April 30, 2009

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011