go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

Scum Read

Typically used online

Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.

A town member on a game of Town of Salem had the same perfect grammar as was featured in some Death Notes. Turns out my scum reading worked; they were the Mafioso!

by BATMN every day December 11, 2018

On read

When someone receives one or more text messages from another person but doesn’t respond, they’re leaving the sender on read. As in, the sender can see that their texts were read, but there’s no reply.

(Pronounced as “on red.”)

“Jason texted me five times last night but I left him on read.”

by no one, shut up August 26, 2019

Left on read

When you text, snapchat, dm, inbox, etc. someone and you wait a little for them to answer. And you see they opened or read the message and they don't answer for a while or even at all.

Guy: "Yo that girl got me left on read"... *sigh*
Guys Friend: "Damn bro move on already" lmao

by Taylorgangordie May 15, 2018

left on read

When you text someone, they see it, but they dont text back.

"Damn, she saw the message and didn't respond back"
"Damn niggggga, you got left on read!!"

by David(bean) May 13, 2016

wet read

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.

There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

If you read this

I need help I am trapped in a dungeon that he calls his fun place I have had my whole body violated by the big man. He tells me I’ll be his berth mother but I’m not a e gurl

If you read this I’m in a dungeon -.-

by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019