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Soul read 

Guessing something correctly about someone/something without having any evidence or indication to back it up.
Usually the guess is quite out there and/or has a high likely hood of failure.
"I bet that man over there had a dog named armino that he accidentaly killed with scissors, hr has never told anyone."
"No way that's true, let me ask. HEY Joe, did you have a dog named Armino that died of mysterious causes?"
"How did you know?!"
"i totally soul read that"
Soul read by CanMander November 23, 2017

go read a book about india 

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
Typically used online

Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.
A town member on a game of Town of Salem had the same perfect grammar as was featured in some Death Notes. Turns out my scum reading worked; they were the Mafioso!
Scum Read by BATMN every day December 11, 2018
When someone receives one or more text messages from another person but doesn’t respond, they’re leaving the sender on read. As in, the sender can see that their texts were read, but there’s no reply.

(Pronounced as “on red.”)
“Jason texted me five times last night but I left him on read.”
On read by no one, shut up August 26, 2019

Left on read 

When you text, snapchat, dm, inbox, etc. someone and you wait a little for them to answer. And you see they opened or read the message and they don't answer for a while or even at all.
Guy: "Yo that girl got me left on read"... *sigh*
Guys Friend: "Damn bro move on already" lmao

left on read 

When you text someone, they see it, but they dont text back.
"Damn, she saw the message and didn't respond back"
"Damn niggggga, you got left on read!!"
left on read by David(bean) May 13, 2016