Fist Pumping Good

When something is so totally good that its awesomeness can only be expressed by clenching one's fingers, turning their wrist to face the body, and dropping the elbow and shoulder in a manner that exudes awesome.

Sometimes when performing said fist pump, you should alert others to the awesome you're about to hit them with.

Guy A: Yo, did you see that girl, she's smokin... Dayumn.
Guy B: She's (*pumps fist*) FIST PUMPING GOOD, HELL YEAH!

*note how B had to alert A of the fist pumping goodness*

by David Fier August 8, 2006

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...

-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"

by xLOGICx July 14, 2007

pimpingest

able to interest the females better than any other

he's the pimpingest cat I've ever met

by Jardon August 14, 2003

Pimpin' at home

What young adults who live at home with mom and dad--rent free, expense free--do.

Billy: Check out the Mercedes Sammy's rollin' in. How much money is he makin' at Mickey Dees?
Jimmy: He don't make that much. He's just pimpin' at home.

by AceAudi July 3, 2008

medium pimpin'

To spend a relatively small amount of money, but still pimpin' enough to impress others.

"Man, you were so medium pimpin' on that date of yours last night, you only spent $15." said Joe

"I know, I am the master" Said Rob.

by Outlaw7942 September 14, 2006

Mo Pimpin

douchebag loser defined by the name Mo. Also synonymous with "Big M, Little Organ"

"Hey, look at that fucktard over there"
"Oh yeah, thats Mo Pimpin"

by Mo G April 17, 2008