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Slovakian Popsicle

When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!
Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?
by ZARBONNER October 20, 2018
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Sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day

We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021
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Tampon Popsicle

A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.
by MASHISHI April 28, 2009
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Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.
by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008
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Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010
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warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.
Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?
by Adam October 28, 2004
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dirty popsicle

when a man inserts his penis into his sexual partners anus and then pulls out and has feces (shit) on his penis, and then receives part of a blow job from a second sexual partner before re-inserting his penis into the first ones anus and repeating aforementioned actions
friend 1:dude last night i walked in on my room mate getting it on with two chicks
friend 2: damn he's good
friend 1: naw dude he gave her a dirty popsicle, it was nasty
friend 2: damn thats fucking gross
by NAMtheMANwithNOplan October 3, 2010
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