pestilence

(noun)

1 : weasel fucking

Is pestilence weasel fucking? Why, yes, it is.

by fokken December 10, 2003

Pestimistic

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism

Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."

by Pesty May 18, 2009

Pesticate

To annoy or be a pest. Can also be 'pesticus' or 'pesticating'.

"You are such a pesticus!"

"Stop pesticating your friends, they don't like to be fraped"

"Why do you pesticate me so, dawg"

by Pesticus-Maximus September 29, 2011

Pestified

Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate

I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"

by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

Pestman

1. A practitioner in pest control.
2. Also Pest man (alternative spelling).
3. A nickname for a guy who works in the pest control.

Someone who eliminates bugs, rodents and catches nuisance wildlife from peoples homes.

The pestman arrived at the same time he said he would.

I was happy when the pest man got rid of my bed bugs.

by Foxface August 6, 2012

Pestersome

The act of pestering someone insistantly when you want something from them they don't have to give you.

Man: "I want a blow job."

Woman: "I know, you've asked 12 times. I said later. You're being pestersome."

by Lady face May 5, 2013

Pestulant

Being a nasty little pest. A small terror. Like a plague but not as deadly.

Johnny, why are you such a pestulant child?! That’s the 5th birdhouse you have blown up with fireworks and M80’s, this year alone!

by Stefan Rusell February 20, 2019