goftyung

Your mother in Chinese

goftyung is so fat, when she sits around the house she sits "around" the house

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

glefted

To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained.

We could go on as though nothing were wrong,
Eyes dark, relentless, frightened of the sun.
We would have a fine time living in line,
Glefted by destruction, waiting for our sign.

--Joy Division

by Tommmmmy August 7, 2007

Glofk

To ramble excessively with no moral accountability.

Due to his impaired state of judgement, he began to glofk all night.

by Garrett S. M. January 5, 2009

golftastic

A word combining golf and fantastic.

1. That Par 5 was golftastic!
2. I stroke several times while minigolfing, but can't get it in thehole very golftastically...
3. I put my balls in the ballwasher after they went in the sand and they came out golftastic!
4. You grip that shaft golftastically.

by _Robalicious_ April 18, 2009

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

glothing

all the badass clothing, gloves, hats, shirts, etc... which glow in the dark. Typically seen at electronic shows, festivals, and late night dance clubs. Also see Tron clothing, complete with electroluminescent wire.

Its not clothing if it glows, its Glothing!

by syloptog May 5, 2011

gloath

the noun gloath refers to a choad (chode) with a foreskin.

wow i didnt know grant had a gloath!

by roosss May 6, 2011