1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.

by lilzor November 27, 2016

Attracting Lesbian Vampires

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.

God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.

by pdxpunk July 4, 2010

Fatal Attraction

Someone who is obsessive and dangerous, especially, in pursuit of another for:

1. rejecting/spurning that someone.
2. treating that someone dirty.

It can also be expressed as "a fatal attraction."

A fatal attraction for example involves in 2 movies:

FATAL ATTRACTION: 1987
Michael Douglas and Glenn Close

(The black "FATAL ATTRACTION")
A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE: 1996
Martin Lawrence and Lynn Whitfield

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006

Attractivist

Someone who goes out of their way to look amazing at all times

Some pictures of your ex just came up on my news feed, she's really not an attractivist

by explodinghat August 18, 2014

Atraptive

-Adjective

1. providing pleasure or delight, esp. in appearance or manner; pleasing; charming; alluring, except they're a dude.

Similar to attractive, but they happen to be the opposite sex as you had previously thought, or wished (AKA a Trap)

Person1: "Look at this!"

Person2: "Wow, she's so hott!"

Person1: "It's a dude!"

Person2: "Oh... Well, they're very atraptive..."

by PfhorRunner December 14, 2009

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015

Homomusical Attraction

A non-sexual attraction to a musician (of your own sex) and their music to the point where you have developed great admiration and an unhealthy obsession. Every time their music comes on, you start listening to the music, their voice included if they're a vocal artist, no matter whats going on, and it starts to make you feel good, even in the worst times.

Joe: Hey Frank, you like Elton John?

Frank: Elton John! I love all his songs, he's so awesome! No joke, I have a Homomusical attraction to him. He's the man.

Joe: All right bro, chill.

by Danacious T December 20, 2010