ass traffic 

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

ass traffic by the chigger April 23, 2004

Ass dragon 

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

Ass dragon by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

ass caroler 

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

ass caroler by JakE October 23, 2007

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

ass humper by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Ass Grizzle 

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".

That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!

Ass Grizzle by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005

ass-wipe 

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

ass-wipe by Light Joker November 27, 2006

ass clown 

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

ass clown by robby adkins October 3, 2009