ass-wipe 

One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.

tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.

ass-wipe by non ass-wipes know how to say it! October 17, 2003

ass-wipe 

1. toilet paper

2. a worthless or annoying person

I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.

ass-wipe by Light Joker November 27, 2006

ass-wipe 

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.

"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"

ass-wipe by cheesebread September 5, 2007

ass-wipe 

toilet paper

ass-wipe by Anonymous April 23, 2003

ass-wipe 

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

ass-wipe by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

Ass-wipe 

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

Ass-wipe by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

ass wipe 

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

ass wipe by fraterg May 11, 2003