twittracted

When twitter distracts you from many basic yet necessary tasks

Man, I wish I could of gotten my homework done last night, I was too twittracted.

by Dirtyblue November 28, 2013

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twatterboarding

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

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Titter Tots

The act of taking Tatter Tots, cooking them, and then using the sweat that is underneath a female's breast, preferably a fat girl, and using that as sauce for your Tatter Tots.

-Hey man, do you want some food?
-Sure, do you have Tatter Tots?
-No, but i have Titter Tots.
-OK, even better.

by Guantanemo Bay November 17, 2016

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A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

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Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

by Dywan February 23, 2017

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