twitted

Having tweeted something really stupid. Stupidity in <132 characters.

You won't believe what idiocy (you-know-who) twitted today!

by SirYbral April 18, 2018

twitted

To slam drinks and or bong beer, the (twitted) person gets drunk before anyone else.

My friend last night got so twitted, he was drunk before your third beer. He is so extreme, his pre-game is harder than you party.

by rob1892 December 12, 2007

twit

Bird brained; of low intelligence

"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"

by illused June 11, 2015

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

twitting

The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting!

by helio88 July 4, 2009

twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.

See also Paris Hilton

by Cheyenne January 3, 2005

Twit

According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

You twit

by Anonymous March 17, 2003