morn porn

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.

i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.

by rhule20 May 06, 2009

twatterfall

When ur girl squirts all over your bedroom walls and ceiling fan.

"Don't go chasing twatterfalls" - Betty white

My room flooded cuz sally had a twatterfall

by rhule20 August 24, 2017