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Robert Taylor

Robert Taylor aka Robert "Failer" made his debut on the automotive internet forum www.preludepower.com in August of 2007. True to his nick name, Robert "Failer" Taylor has become a notorious figure on the boards through his plethora of ignorant posts during his 3 year existence. His lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to Honda's and Prelude's truly speaks of his character. He is not afraid to tell you the wonders of a Stock Prelude SH and explain how Honda has finely tuned the performance of his beloved vehicle. He religiously believes that any modification to any automobile, more specifically the Prelude, will actually be downgrading the cars performance. So all of your engine and suspension mods are useless and just attract the police. So in the words of Robert Taylor, keep your loud exhaust and lowered cars, i will just blow by you when you are pulled over on the side of the road by the 5-0.

Some Wise Quotes

"It looks like the special 5 mph bumpers on the lude are ineffective on lowered cars . What a surprise NOT "

"... the 5th gen Prelude engine has been refined to the point that even Honda , after doing many mods to the H22a4 engine , could only squeeze out another 10% of usable power for its the Type s model which in the real world is hardly a noticeable improvement ."

"Your cop attracting fart can works for me by keeping them from looking my way when your in the area !!!!!!!!"
"Who are you? Robert Taylor?! Hhahaha."

"Whatever you do don't listen to Robert Failer."

"Someone's pulling a Robert Taylor."
Robert Taylor by jschizzl2 October 28, 2009
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male taylor 

He has the worlds biggest dick 78 inches. He's a badass mother fucker.
Wow his dick is so big he must be a male taylor
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chuck taylor

The Converse All Star (without Chuck Taylor's signature) was first sold in 1917. In 1923, Chuck's signature was added. For those that feel that they must identify an original social "group" for the popularity of these shoes, I'd say it was SoCal surfers back in 1960. The Converse (we never called them "Chuck Taylors") fit right in with our Levi cords and Pendelton shirts. Another shoe that was popular then was the Jack Purcell tennis shoe (I think Converse bought them out and still makes them...they're the ones with the bulbous toe and smiley face stripe). I still have four pairs of Converse (2 low cut and two high tops) that I wear... it's got nothing to do with gansta rap, goth or posing. For me, it's a bit of nostalia and comfort. As low tech as they get, but they're still great for a 6 mile walk by the beach.
I've got four pairs of Chuck Taylors and none of them were made in this century.
chuck taylor by Michael Gorfain October 30, 2007

Lydia Taylor 

A hot, sexy girl you will ever lay eyes on, she is a lady in the streets and at home but she can set your d*ck on fire in the bed! Usually brown/blonde. Funny, Smart, independent and just amazing
Dayumn Lydia Taylor is hot AF!

christian taylor barron-blevins 

a Hitler lover someone who also loves jews and is super amazing and has the biggest toes, Jon and Alice will fall in love with you, evan and sam will bow down to you

HEZ says hi;)
wow christian taylor barron-blevins you cool beans

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach 

Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

George Taylor 

Commonly found outside cinemas acquiring gyals snaps also is very disabled and dosent know how to say weird
George Taylor: Instead of saying wow she was respectably looking you would say YO SHE WAS WELL FIT IM GONNA GET HER SNAP! Oh no she’s getting away BUT SHE WA WELL FIT