Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010

torpedo

Verb: when a woman KNOWINGLY rubs her breast(s)against a male "accidentally" for effect. A form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. Often done "innocently" on dates when you like him.

"If you Torpedo Derek there's no way he'll be able to ignore you any longer."

by Humble1 April 5, 2009

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

torpedo

Torpedo, noun: When smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to constitute a torpedo, otherwise they're just roaches.

"Hey bro, got any weed?"
"I have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray."

by wolftone1916 October 3, 2013

Flaming Torpedo

When a guy is having sex with a girl withdraws his penis, sprays it with axe, light it on fire and stick back in the girls vagina.

The girl was then flaming torpedoed.

by ttttttttiiiiiiiimmmmmmiiittttt April 11, 2009