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Pash and squeeze

While kissing a woman, the male surrepticiously reaches over and squeezes the woman's breast; thus he has 'pashed' and 'squeezed.'
Hey Tom, did you pash 'n' squeeze her?
by liguid December 27, 2004
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Sleezure

A sudden and unexpected attack of drowsiness or fatigue; passing out from exhaustion.
Archer: "I swear to God, if Mark makes me work double shifts one more time I'm going to..." *snore*
Holly: "What's wrong with him?"
Greg: "Sleezure."
by lemon cup February 13, 2009
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Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
by arb05002 October 16, 2011
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Squeezie

A nickname for someone you love. A Squeezie is not only your lover but also your best friend. The best kind of Squeezies are Christopher's and Chelsea's.
Hey Squeezie!

I love my Squeezie
by chelisity_xo January 15, 2015
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Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.
I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018
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squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation
by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019
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squeeze a rumble

when your holding in a lot of pee and finally let it out
jeff: i have to go squeeze a rumble

hannah: is it because of all that apple juice you drank?
by yourmom.net November 2, 2019
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